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Season 1
September 27, 1982

Season 1

01. Pilot

Freshman Patty gets the chance to "click with the right clique" when she attracts the attention of a handsome senior.

30min
September 27, 1982

02. A Cafeteria Line

The romantic leads in the school musical lead to romance for Patty and Vinnie.

30min
October 4, 1982

03. Pac Man Fever

Marshall loses his comic touch when he becomes "possessed" by a video game. His only hope for salvation: exorcism by the cleric of comedy, Father Guido Sarducci.

30min
October 11, 1982

04. Square Pigskins

Lauren talks Patty into joining the Weemawee girls football team. Coached by a gung-ho Army vet and a women's libber who bristles at the slightest slight.

30min
October 18, 1982

05. Halloween XII

An all-girl Halloween party is interrupted by the boys and a spooky, wheezing stalker.

30min
November 1, 1982

06. A Simple Attachment

Marshall tries to prove to Lauren that she loves him by hooking her up to his science-fair project, a "love detector," but the machine ends up short-circuiting every romance in school.

30min
November 8, 1982

07. Weemaweegate

Vinnie's campaign to become school mascot is sabotaged at every turn by an unknown mastermind, so Patty and Lauren play Woodward and Bernstein to break the scandal.

30min
November 15, 1982

08. Open 24 Hours

Marshall becomes Johnny's manager and books his band, a band no one's ever seen, for the gala opening of a supermarket deli counter.

30min
November 22, 1982

09. Muffy's Bat Mitzvah

When she leaves them off her guest list, Lauren and Patty scheme to get invited to Muffy's bat mitzvah party.

30min
November 29, 1982

10. Hardly Working

Like, Jennifer does, you know, the uncoolest thing possible - she, like, gets a job (gag her with a spoon!)

30min
December 13, 1982

11. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (1)

Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

30min
December 20, 1982

12. A Child's Christmas in Weemawee (2)

Patty's in a quandry: should she spend Christmas in an isolated cabin with her divorced father, or the way she'd prefer - with her friends at school?

30min
December 20, 1982

13. It's All How You See Things

Trying to prove that having to wear glasses is the root of her problems, Patty makes a spectacle of herself by refusing to wear them.

30min
December 27, 1982

14. Merry Pranksters

To gain popularity, Patty and Lauren become expert pranksters, but the joke's on them when someone else gets credit for their stunts.

30min
January 10, 1983

15. It's Academical

Patty hopes to win more than the scholastic quiz show when she and her heartthrob Larry are selected as contestants.

30min
January 24, 1983

16. The Stepanowicz Papers

Lauren and Ms. Loomis could be literally swept off their feet when they both fall for the new janitor.

30min
January 31, 1983

17. To Serve Weemawee All My Days

Mr. Donovan's job is in jeopardy because the school board has discovered he's living with a woman.

30min
February 7, 1983

18. No Substitutions

A substitute teacher's unconventional style wins the hearts of the students and draws the jealousy of Mr. Donovan.

30min
February 14, 1983

19. No Joy in Weemawee

Johnny's talent for hitting home runs rockets him to stardom on the Weemawee baseball team and gets him a scouting visit by the Los Angeles Dodgers' Steve Sax.

30min
February 21, 1983

20. The Arrangement

Lauren thinks she and Patty have finally been accepted by the "in" crowd, but the real reason for their sudden popularity is something else - and Patty knows what it is.

30min
March 7, 1983