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February 7, 2019

2019

01. The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime

Why can't I just take anything I want though?

2min
February 7, 2019

02. The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction

Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!

1min
April 10, 2019

03. The First Guy To Ever Have A Name

Hey person, what's your sound?

3min
June 2, 2019

04. The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan

Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.

2min
July 7, 2019

05. The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat

This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.

4min
July 31, 2019

06. The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone

He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.

3min
August 12, 2019

07. The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself

I'm gonna smell like flowers.

5min
September 2, 2019

08. The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist

Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.

6min
September 11, 2019

09. The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial

No details

6min
October 4, 2019

10. The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume

It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!

3min
October 31, 2019

11. The First Guy To Ever Dream

I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.

6min
November 16, 2019

12. The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas

Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)

4min
December 13, 2019

13. The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone

No details

5min
December 27, 2019