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January 7, 2021

2021

01. The First Guy To Ever Go Camping

Let's sleep where the bears live.

3min
January 7, 2021

02. The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo

I arrested a penguin.

4min
January 15, 2021

03. The First Guy To Ever Open A School

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

4min
February 6, 2021

04. The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses

The lenses go where?

PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

2min
February 19, 2021

05. The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm

It bends that way now it decided.

4min
March 12, 2021

06. The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel

Sleep in my bed.

5min
March 19, 2021

07. The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

4min
April 8, 2021

08. The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

3min
April 15, 2021

09. The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain

Maybe I won't die.

4min
May 1, 2021

10. The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison

Why can't I leave?

5min
May 7, 2021

11. The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery

Bring me the food. Now.

6min
May 25, 2021

12. The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance

Something awful could happen.

4min
June 4, 2021

13. The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

4min
June 30, 2021

14. The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot

I could dress up like an animal.

5min
July 28, 2021

15. The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

5min
August 6, 2021

16. The First Guy To Ever Shoplift

I'm taking this.

5min
August 27, 2021

17. The First Guy To Ever Graduate

Now what?

5min
September 17, 2021

18. The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

5min
October 25, 2021

19. The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime

Okay wait. Who did this?

5min
November 10, 2021

20. The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru

I'm not getting out.

5min
December 6, 2021

21. The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman

Looks like a real person.

5min
December 12, 2021