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January 11, 2023

2023

01. The First Guy To Ever Vandalize

The world's my playground I decided.

5min
January 11, 2023

02. The First Guy To Ever Report The News

Bad stuff!

5min
February 19, 2023

03. The First Guy To Ever Discover Laxatives

Something is happening.

2min
March 5, 2023

04. The First Guy To Ever Drive A Taxi

Get in the car.

4min
March 31, 2023

05. The First Guy To Ever Use Figures Of Speech

I could eat a horse.

4min
April 17, 2023

06. The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage

This is a very tense moment.

5min
May 9, 2023

07. The First Guy To Ever Get Fired

You're setting me on fire?

4min
July 15, 2023

08. The First Guy To Ever Own A Bird

Why did you arrest that bird?

4min
August 22, 2023

09. The First Guy To Ever Be Superstitious

I guess I can't take this hat off anymore.

3min
September 13, 2023

10. The First Guy To Ever Quit His Job

I'm not gonna do that.

4min
September 29, 2023

11. The First Guy To Ever Trick or Treat

How am I supposed to get candy now?

4min
October 27, 2023

12. The First Guy To Ever High Five

Slap my hand with your hand.

4min
November 26, 2023

13. The First Guy To Ever Make A New Year's Resolution

New year new me

2min
December 31, 2023