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Season 1
March 8, 2014

Season 1

The hilariously wild parody of Attack on Titan. Drunken fathers, sociopathic best friends, and unforgettable Titans unite to tell a tale unlike any other ever seen on the Internet.

01. Big Trouble in Little Shiganshina

Eren Jaeger learns several dark family secrets, fights with the Garrison's worst drunkards, comforts his creepy best friend, and has a very, VERY bad day.

15min
March 8, 2014

02. All Aboard the Pain Train

Eren's manhood is questioned, Mikasa unleashes untold physical abuse, Armin discovers a new fetish, and the Gang meets an unstoppable, foul-mouthed force of nature.

12min
March 14, 2014

03. Full Metal Racket

Sarge continues his unstoppable onslaught of verbal destruction, Eren discovers just how much of a failure he is, and the cadets of the 104th are introduced in all of their dysfunctional glory.

17min
March 21, 2014

04. Stranger Danger

Sarge evaluates the screwups of the 104th, Eren learns a valuable lesson, Hannes drunkenly stumbles back into town, and the cadets graduate just in time for everything to go straight to hell.

18min
March 31, 2014

05. Genocide & Juice

Eren battles the Colossal Titan and his endless supply of one-liners, Pixis plays a hateful game of chess, Armin dabbles in new hobbies, Mikasa takes action on her feelings for Eren, and everything comes to a head as the cadets finally face off against the Titans.

14min
April 6, 2014

06. Stabbin' Cabin!

Mikasa battles Titans and class warfare, Armin experiences his first acid flashback, and the kids face their greatest threat yet...the unstoppable Ascot Man.

16min
May 8, 2014

07. War Goddess

Connie inspires the 104th with rampant drug use, Jean finds a new purpose in life, Reiner looks for a helping hand, and Mikasa unleashes the fury of hell on both Titans and cadets alike.

15min
May 17, 2014

08. Assault on the Armory

Jean discovers just how far he'll go to sleep with Mikasa, Armin uses his dark past to create a better tomorrow, Reiner looks to up the ante, and the cadets face off against the Titans in an all-out, desperate fight to the death.

17min
May 25, 2014

09. Return of the King

We finally meet the Scouting Legion's biggest douchebag, Connie uncovers the path to his dreams, Hannes discovers a new way to get drunk, and the gang faces off against the vicious Commander Vermin just in time for the epic Season 1 finale.

12min
June 1, 2014

10. Armin Incarnate

The Gang plots a way to escape, Eren remembers his father doesn't love him, the Garrison engages in a team-building exercise, and everything comes to a head as Armin battles the Commander in a duel to the death.

23min
June 12, 2014