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July 19, 2010

Season 1

01. Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying

Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.

6min
July 19, 2010

02. 5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend

Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..

5min
August 30, 2010

03. Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?

You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.

6min
November 18, 2010

04. Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying

Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?

5min
December 20, 2010

05. How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You

Like "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.

5min
January 31, 2011

06. Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question

In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"

5min
March 14, 2011

07. Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women

A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.

6min
April 4, 2011

08. Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires

At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.

5min
May 23, 2011

09. Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham

Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.

7min
June 27, 2011

10. The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)

You only get one super power. Choose wisely.

7min
July 25, 2011

11. 4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes

If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.

6min
September 26, 2011

12. 4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters

A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.

7min
October 24, 2011