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Season 5
May 16, 2010

Season 5

01. Need for Weed

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

May 16, 2010

02. The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.

May 23, 2010

03. Dead Squid Walking

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.

May 30, 2010

04. Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

June 6, 2010

05. Holodeck Redneck

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations.

Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

June 13, 2010

06. Frivolacious Squidigation?

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

June 20, 2010

07. Fatal Distraction

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together.

Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

June 27, 2010

08. Clowny Freaks

Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

July 4, 2010

09. Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

July 11, 2010

10. America: Why I Love Her

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

July 18, 2010