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January 2, 2012

Season 3

01. Zelda's Boyfriend

You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.

January 2, 2012

02. Ash Gets a Digimon

Digimon are not the champions.

January 3, 2012

03. Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet

He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.

January 9, 2012

04. Link Finds Ganon's Weakness

A true warrior fears no beep.

January 10, 2012

05. Fi Annoys Link

I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.

January 17, 2012

06. Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate

He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.

January 18, 2012

07. Ken Wants to be Ryu

Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.

January 24, 2012

08. Mario is Too Mainstream

You've probably heard of him.

January 25, 2012

09. Luigi Meets Waluigi

You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.

January 31, 2012

10. Excitebike Maniac

Sportsmanship is for losers.

January 31, 2012

11. Bowser's Marital Problems

Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.

February 7, 2012

12. Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date

Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.

February 7, 2012

13. Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd

All is fair in love and puzzles.

February 13, 2012

14. Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave

They've got everything you need forever and ever.

February 14, 2012

15. Red Wastes a Masterball

His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.

February 21, 2012

16. Videogame Dog Park

Player 1's best friend.

February 22, 2012

17. Limbo with a Flashlight

Objects may not be as scary as they appear.

February 27, 2012

18. Angry Sun Hates Mario

His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.

February 29, 2012

19. Disney's Game of Thrones

In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.

March 2, 2012

20. Mortal Kombat Security Guard

If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.

March 5, 2012

21. Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.

March 9, 2012

22. Zelda II Sex Scene

A potion would have been far more tasteful.

March 12, 2012

23. X-Men Disappoint Magneto

They could have at least sent X-Factor.

March 14, 2012

24. TMNT Child Protective Services

The government is cool, but rude.

March 19, 2012

25. Final Fantasy VII Controversy

You say tomato, I say tomana.

March 21, 2012

26. Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z

His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.

April 3, 2012

27. BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job

Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.

April 11, 2012

28. Mario Goes Berserk

Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.

April 12, 2012

29. Toad House Is Rigged

Mario doesn't like getting played.

April 16, 2012

30. Mega Man Meets The Wire

Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.

April 18, 2012

31. Hypno's Having Trouble

Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.

April 23, 2012

32. Jurassic Yoshi

An adventure 16 bits in the making...

April 25, 2012

33. Mario Skips World 2

Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.

May 2, 2012

34. Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy

Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.

May 5, 2012

35. Videogame Realtor

She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.

May 7, 2012

36. Bug Catcher Waits

Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.

May 9, 2012

37. Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken

You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.

May 15, 2012

38. Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts

The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.

May 16, 2012

39. Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother

He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.

May 26, 2012

40. Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding

Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.

May 26, 2012

41. River City Ransom Girlfriend

The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.

May 30, 2012

42. Dhalsim's Losing His Touch

He’s stretching the truth.

June 4, 2012

43. 'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle

It’s dangerous to not take these deals.

June 5, 2012

44. Babality Is a Big Responsibility

It takes a true champion to raise a child.

June 11, 2012

45. Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster

These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.

June 18, 2012

46. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles

Small talk is NOT radical.

June 19, 2012

47. Bowser's Weekend With The Kids

Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.

June 25, 2012

48. Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent

This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.

June 26, 2012

49. Sonic Gets Engaged

He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.

July 2, 2012

50. Boos Meet a Real Ghost

He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).

July 9, 2012

51. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins

A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.

July 16, 2012

52. Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'

A bedtime story for the next three days.

July 18, 2012

53. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival

The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.

July 23, 2012

54. Jax's New Arms

He’s armed and dangerous.

July 24, 2012

55. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket

If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.

July 30, 2012

56. Batman Goes to the Movies

His movie-going experience must be more severe.

July 31, 2012

57. Peach's Revenge (Part 1)

She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.

August 6, 2012

58. Paralyzed Pokemon Returns

You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.

August 7, 2012

59. Resident Evil Political Ad

He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).

August 13, 2012

60. Iron Man's Drunk

Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.

August 14, 2012

61. Earthbound Photographer's Surprise

Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.

August 20, 2012

62. Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use

He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.

August 27, 2012

63. Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters

He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).

September 4, 2012

64. Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die

He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.

September 10, 2012

65. Link's Wish

It's not delivery, it's destiny.

September 11, 2012

66. Paperboy Newsroom

A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.

September 17, 2012

67. Superman's Bad Day

The man of steel needs to look out.

September 18, 2012

68. Banjo's Big Mix-Up

No details

September 24, 2012

69. Link's Fun Uncle Dies

It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.

September 25, 2012

70. Smoke's Not Doing Well

Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.

October 1, 2012

71. Emergency XCOM Meeting

No details

October 8, 2012

72. Mario's Ex

Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.

October 9, 2012

73. Mortal Misunderstanding

It's the beginning of the happy ending.

October 15, 2012

74. Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages

His sins are coming back to haunt him.

October 16, 2012

75. Robotnik's New Nickname

You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.

October 22, 2012

76. Videogame Trick-or-Treating

No details

October 29, 2012

77. Luke Skywalker's Adoption

A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.

October 30, 2012

78. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash

Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.

November 5, 2012

79. Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle

Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.

November 7, 2012

80. Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy

It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.

November 12, 2012

81. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall

Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.

November 19, 2012

82. Pokemon Daycare Reunion

Magikarp never forgets.

November 20, 2012

83. Sonic, Lord of the Rats

Save the vermin, ruin the world.

November 27, 2012

84. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness

Some machines were meant to stay hidden.

December 3, 2012

85. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer

If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.

December 10, 2012

86. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight

Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.

December 17, 2012

87. Dad Piggies

No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.

December 18, 2012

88. A Mortal Kombat Khristmas

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.

December 24, 2012

89. Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket

Prepare for trouble, make it single.

December 31, 2012