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August 15, 1992

Season 1

01. Perfect New Family A.K.A You Can't Fire Your Family

Joey and Jennifer Anykid win a new perfect family with caring, sharing siblings; a cheerful, do good father; and Martha Stewart with a gold card as mom. However, all is not well on the other side of the fence.

Songs and sketches focusing on the family dynamic, including family introductions, the "perfect" family, and "The Siblings Court."

25min
August 15, 1992

02. New Kid in Town

The family moves to a new town and the children struggle being the new kids in school.

The Anyfamily moves to a new town. “New Kid” is forced to adjust at a new school.

25min

03. Sports

Calvin’s sluggish talent in sports doesn’t satisfy Dad’s vicarious need to win. Meanwhile Angie trains for the track team against Dad’s wishes.

Sketches revolving around sports, people that struggle at sports, and people that excel.

25min
August 29, 1992

04. Education

Vinny’s crush on his teacher far out-weighs his math scores.

The everyday struggles of education are highlighted including, struggling in school and daydreaming.

25min

05. Crushes and Idealism

Despite total embarrassment of her family, Millie tries as best she can to win the affections of Dylan Mark Chadly, a guy too cool to even talk.

The family visits the 'abusebent' park where daughter doesn't want to be seen with her family because she thinks they'll embarrass her in front of her new crush. After the crush is humiliated she learns what is truly important.

25min

06. TV On Trial

The Anyfamily Television is accused of airing pointless, silly, brainless, violent, trashy programming and the Anyfamily does all they can to defend the family treasure.

When TV is put on trial, the Average American Family goes to court to defend its beloved Telly.

25min

07. First Date

Mikey goes against the Dudes and takes an interest in “The Girl” (Crystal.) He liked her because she was different, but in the end tried to change her to be like everyone else.

In the infinite struggle to be cool the boy and his 'Dudes' go to the mall where he meets a girl. They go out on their first date,which doesn't start promising. Will they find a way to make it work or will immaturity rule the day?

25min

08. Politics

Jeff wants to run for class president, but realizes it’s actually a popularity race.

Jeff (the son) decides to run for class president. He struggles with the reality of politics and fake popularity.

25min

09. Meat Market

The Anyfamily is forced to work for a living to save the treasured TV. Mom seems to get zero respect throughout the struggle.

The family falls on hard times when the economy goes downhill.

25min
October 3, 1992

10. Time

The cast goes through the course of a year and show us that time is a valuable thing.

The cast goes through an entire year in twenty four minutes and thirty seven seconds.

25min
October 10, 1992

11. Beauty

Is beauty in the eye of the beholder?

Sketches focused on beauty and good looks proving the what really matters is what's inside.

25min

12. Conflict

Billy the bully picks on little John Anykid and John doesn’t know how to handle this unfair treatment.

John is tortured by a bully while the rest of the cast deals with other forms of conflict.

25min

13. School Play

Jody wants to try out for the school play, but is discouraged by her friend Melissa and her stage mother.

Jody tries out for the school play.

25min