01. Martin Clunes, Lembit Öpik MP
02. Gordon Ramsay, Francis Wheen
03. Glenda Jackson MP, The Earl of Onslow
04. John Sergeant, Mark Seddon
05. Gyles Brandreth, Michael Cole
06. Anna Ford, Alex Salmond MP
07. Boris Johnson, Janet Street-Porter
08. Bill Deedes, Will Self